Slow on the uptake

OK, it took me a few days to realize the full irony of dyeing my hair red. And Im not gonna lie, I love it. The irony. The hair is awright.

Meanwhile! As Don Quixote rallied against windmills, so shall I against columns. Fuck every version of the story. I will tear down as many columns as I so choose. Now that I can see them as columns. Down with this unholy temple!

Of course, I do this not through my strength alone, but that is a tale for another time.